Jesus

Mam, Mam! There’s a man at the door
With a funky white beard,
He’ s wearing a dress
And calls himself Jesus,
He’s hungry he says
And loves bread and fishes,
Five and two would be okay
But which of the two is five
He would not say.


Jude, Jude! What in hell was he called again?
Jesus, Jesus ! J-e-s-u-s!! That’s a foreign name,
Never heard anything like it,
Asylum seeker perhaps?
I bet that’s his game,
Far too many sneaking in
And bumming now we find,
Well he’s come on a very bad day,
So tell him to lift his clogs and trot away.


But very nicely mind.